Do you have a quarter?
I GOTTA have a quarter!
Up next is the TOTALLY AWESOME 80’s flick “JOYSTICKS.”
Let Mike tell you all about it… well some of it. He was a bit busy during the recording of this teaser. #Joysticks
It’s VIDEO TO THE MAX!
ROOOOOAR! Jason picked the 1994 sci-fi comedy Tammy and the T-Rex for the 9th episode. In this teaser Jason interviews the titular T-Rex before a live studio audience. They talk about Mr. Rex’s co-stars Denise Richards and Paul Walker. As you might expect, things do not go according to plan…
Watch Tammy and the T-Rex on YouTube.
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So you think you’re prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Fine. But are you prepared for our next movie, “Zombie Decadence”? Didn’t think so! Fortunately, Paul Brooks is here to get you locked and loaded for the carnage. Fair warning: This teaser episode is a little noisy because… well, sometimes things go wrong at Arby’s. Listen and learn, Maniacs.
In 1983, two masters of their craft, Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta, combined forces to create a fantasy story like no other: Fire and Ice! You’ll have to wait another week to find out just what the B Movie Crew thought about this scantily-clad animated epic, but for now, sit back and allow yourself to be teased by the soothing voice of Totally Not Chris Hutson. Mmmmmm, delicious…
Watch Fire & Ice on Amazon or YouTube.
Woop Woop pard’ners!
This week’s teaser is a real toe-tapper.
Listen in as Dark Ass Nuggs (Mike) gives you a rundown of the next psychotic flick the B-Movie Crew undertakes, Big Money Rustlas.
All the clown love, homies.
Watch Big Money Rustlas on Amazon Prime.
In 1991 the world was introduced to Samurai Cop. After realizing that Mathew Karedas was in fact NOT dead, Director Gregory Hatanaka brought him back in 2015 for Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance!
Point your earballs this way as Jason teases our 5th episode which includes many cast members from the first movie, adult film stars Kayden Kross and Lexi Belle, Tommy Wiseu of the Room and so much more. Will the Samurai Cop defeat his nemesis, the Katana Gang? Use your Amazon Prime account and watch for FREE!
Keep it warm!
Samurai Cop (This one is no longer free with Prime but you can rent it for $2.99. You know it’s worth it.)
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance
Have you ever punched someone so hard that they disappeared?
Have you ever wrapped your head in some sort of leather cage?
Has your sibling ever tried to murder you along with an entire kingdom?
If you answered ‘Yes’ to any of these questions, you might have the tiniest of ideas as to just what in the hell is going on in the movie, Fist of the North Star.
Chris Hutson gives us a little insight on why he picked this anime to live action clunker and gives some guidance with drinking rules…something that will definitely help you get through this flick.
You can watch the entire movie on Youtube for free. Or buy in on Amazon Prime.
Keep up with the conversation with the hashtags #BMM & #FingeredChestNipples
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be an international super hacker?
Wonder no more! The high-stakes digital double life of Mr. Neil Breen will send your desires flying and your eyes to the back of your head, where they can hide until the travesty is over. Join Paul Brooks as he gives you a quick preview of the epic fever dream known as “Fateful Findings”.
Do you have magic mushrooms? This movie does.
Do you like ghosts? This movie might.
Do you know what the hell is going on? This movie does NOT.
Watch Fateful Findings on Amazon Prime
Or buy it from Mr. Breen’s very own digital website…shipping may literally take forever.
Episode 2 is on the horizon and we all need to be prepped for what is in store…a giant purple mess.
Listen in and steel yourself as Mike gives this quick update on the inevitable Amazing Bulk.
