Quick Takes: BloodRayne 3

Guten tag, Maniacs! Mike and Chris are here to discuss vampire fashion in the early 1940s as presented in the docudrama, BloodRayne 3. Other topics of conversation include how to clean yourself after making a mess while feeding, the varied accents of Nazi Germany and subjugated territories, and how much Gratuitous Clint Howard is too gratuitous. Spoiler alert: No amount of Clint Howard is too gratuitous.

Quick Takes: New Year’s Evil

Happy new year, maniacs! In this quick take, J and Chris discuss the most appropriate movie they could think of, New Year’s Evil, and their own new year’s resolutions. Kick back, close your eyes and try not to think about how you puked all over from partying last week. Go 2019!