A Karate Christmas Miracle

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! A time for giving. A time for celebrating. A time for earning your black belt in karate so your dad will come back from a mass shooting perpetrated by Eric Roberts’ cult of clowns. Ya know, the usual stuff.

Join the B-Movie Maniacs for this very festive video special as they attempt- ATTEMPT- to explain the madness of the 2019 holiday horror show known as “A Karate Christmas Miracle.”
Season’s Creamings, everyone!