What would happen if a bunch of well known actors inexplicably made a TV movie about horny vampires in Hollywood? Well… things would start to suck.
(Get it? Suck? Like Vampires? Eh.)
Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Kim Cattrall, Craig Ferguson and Natasha Lyonne are just some of the stars in Richard Elfman’s bonkers 1998 flick, “Modern Vampires“, which is also known as “Revenant”. Weird title, Richard.
Whatever you choose to call it, the Maniacs reviewed it. Tune in and listen as the boys hold ’em down and suck’ em dry.
You can watch the movie for free on Amazon Prime.