Good morning, Teasies. We’re here with your, mmmmmmm, bi-weekly dose of tease. This week, we’re teasing all you good little maniacs about Space Ninjas. Is it hot? Is it steamy? You’ll have to listen to this tease to find out. You can watch Space Ninjas on Tubi! It’s a steamy one. [[Editor’s Note: this movie is, in fact, not steamy at all. Please withhold all lawsuits.]]
A distant planet is in dire need of saving, and there’s only one man for the job. At least they hope so. Listen in as the boys discuss the 2019, 3D animated film ‘The Exigency.’ Will they survive the epic battles? The wild monsters? The massive exposition dumps?! Find out on this week’s Episode.
**Please read the following in a bad Jack Nicholson accent**
Hello boys and girls! Welcome to the B-Movie Mania 2018 Halloween special. After being warped from a haunted house onto an alien spaceship (you listened to our teaser, right?) the guys discuss the 1990 kids comedy, Spaced Invaders. If you’ve been battling the Arcturans for most of your life or just need a refresher, you can catch the movie RIGHT HERE on YouTube. Happy Halloween everybody and PREPARE TO DIE EARTH SCUM!
Oh jeeeeze, where to begin? A golden brain. A lightning sword. Lots of jumping. Lots of cute, furry monsters. Copyright infringement. You get the idea. “The Man Who Saves The World” a.k.a. Turkish Star Wars is a genuine cult classic for many, many reasons. Join the Maniacs for the season two finale as Paul rides off into the B-Movie sunset.
Please consider wearing ear plugs while listening to this episode. Sorry about everything. We love you.
Meow! J locks himself in his basement with 100 cats to talk about the next (musical!) episode, Psycho Bettys from Planet Pussycat. Chris calls in with some much appreciated help. You can watch the movie HERE, free with Amazon Prime.