Nemesis is an action-packed roller coaster thrill ride, just like this podcast. There are guns, just like this podcast. There are hot babes, just like this podcast. And there are cyborgs, just like this podcast! Unlike this podcast, however, Nemesis was directed by Albert Pyun and has a teeeeeeeny wanger role with a very young Tom Jane. But we’re working on it.
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Chris needs to stop screwing around and watch the movie for next week’s episode, Nemesis.
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This episode, should you choose to accept it, is to watch the 1986 gymnastic spy film Never Too Young To Die. Starring John Stamos, Vanity, & Gene Simmons, it’s a wild ride of 80’s action & intrigue.
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Guten tag, Maniacs! Mike and Chris are here to discuss vampire fashion in the early 1940s as presented in the docudrama, BloodRayne 3. Other topics of conversation include how to clean yourself after making a mess while feeding, the varied accents of Nazi Germany and subjugated territories, and how much Gratuitous Clint Howard is too gratuitous. Spoiler alert: No amount of Clint Howard is too gratuitous.
Ladies and gentlemen! In this corner, standing six foot seven, weighing 298 pounds with the 24 inch pythons… No Holds Barred! In the other corner, with a combined height of twenty feet and combined weight of too goddamn much… Your 2018 B-Movie Maniaaacs!
Who will win this historic match-up? Watch No Holds Barred here, then tune in to this episode to find out!
We’re not sure what’s up with Paul and Chris this week, but their voices will probably be sore from discussing next week’s pick, No Holds Barred. Featuring Hulk Hogan and a couple other people you probably recognize, it’s a look into the totally real and not scripted world of professional wrestling in the late 1980s. You can check it out on Hulu right here, brother!
Do you like explosions? What about child warriors? If so you’re going to love J’s pick, Return Fire: Jungle Wolf 2. This film stars international martial arts sensation, Ron Marchini, as the titular Jungle Wolf. He goes head to head with Batman…err…Adam West. There is a ton of action and a whole lot of hand grenades. Haven’t seen Jungle Wolf 1? Don’t worry about it. Ron Marchini will make sure you’re all caught up through the power of flashbacks!
You can only see Return Fire: Jungle Wolf 2 at this link on YouTube. The movie never got a DVD release and isn’t available on other streaming services.
And as promised in the episode, here’s Chris’s Creep Van video. And fyi, for as many times as Chris says “Creep Van” at least half of them were cut out.
Bingo! The Katana Gang is at it again and only the Samurai Cop can stop them. Samurai Cop 2 is a follow up to the 1991 original. Mathew Karedas returns as the titular character. His partner, Mark Frazer, is back along with several cast members from the first film. It also features Tommy Wiseau of The Room. The love that the filmmakers have for the Samurai Copiverse shines through in this sequel and one of the best things about it is seeing Detectives Joe Marshall and Frank Washington reunited after all this time. Buckle up because this one gets weird.
Official hashtag: #KeepItWarm
Samurai Cop 2 is available on Amazon Prime.
On this week’s episode of B-Movie Mania Chris teaches a valuable lesson about the importance of cooking in a child’s life. He also discusses the 2015 film, Turbo Kid, with special guest Sizzling Bacon. Check it out