It’s almost time for B-Movie Mania Season 3 baybay! In order to determine who picks the first movie this season J, Chris and Mike journeyed over 5,000 miles to secret temple in a remote Chinese mountain range. There they found The Prince of Magic from 1983’s The Killing of Satan. Listen in on The Prince of Magic’s ancient wisdom and the first movie selection of the new season. It’s good to be back!
**Please read the following in a bad Jack Nicholson accent**
Hello boys and girls! Welcome to the B-Movie Mania 2018 Halloween special. After being warped from a haunted house onto an alien spaceship (you listened to our teaser, right?) the guys discuss the 1990 kids comedy, Spaced Invaders. If you’ve been battling the Arcturans for most of your life or just need a refresher, you can catch the movie RIGHT HERE on YouTube. Happy Halloween everybody and PREPARE TO DIE EARTH SCUM!
Prepare yourself for interplanetary adventure. 2011’s low budget musical Psycho Bettys from Planet Pussycat will put a song in your heart and your genitals in a cooler. Get ready to eat some burritos and dodge some pussy rockets. Remember no matter how rough life gets, every bitchin’ night brings a bitchin’ morning. That’s inspirational, right? Judges? Yes let’s go with it.
Get real into Psycho Bettys from Planet Pussycat FREE on Amazon Prime.
Here’s Drag Racing, directed by Paul A. Brooks and starring the rest of us. Take a look before we change our mind and take it down.
Betty Blue’s ideal man. How do you stack up?
Don’t forget to hold your breath…
Meow! J locks himself in his basement with 100 cats to talk about the next (musical!) episode, Psycho Bettys from Planet Pussycat. Chris calls in with some much appreciated help. You can watch the movie HERE, free with Amazon Prime.
You may have noticed J and Chris weren’t in the Phobe episode. That’s because they’ve been stuck in a Phobe prison! Luckily they managed to record a few short thoughts and get a signal out.